"''It started when a demonic DVD did what it did!"''
"''It sucked me up into the depths of HELL, with scares that it hid! Ben 10!!!''"
I liked the Ben 10 (2005 - 2008) series prior to the Ben 10: Ailan Force era. I was one of the lucky fans at that time.
In fact, I was an intern at Cartoon Network at the time when Ben 10 was airing. We were having an interview with the creators of Ben 10 yesterday, when for some unknown reason, a guy questioned the un-aired Ben 10 episode, then the creators left, even though the presentation hour was early.
The next day, I went into the viewing area where people watched episodes shortly before they aired. I saw a bootleg DVD case and I caught it when they were looking away, but I was clever enough to replace it with an American Dad DVD so they can entertain themselves.
As I went home, the cover looked like something out of Google Images, since it looked rough. I had three options to play the episode on; my computer, my DVD projector, and the DVD player. The first two options failed, so I chose the DVD player with my TV, and surprisingly, it worked.
The characters acted a little different, Max seemed to be angrier, Gwen was more anxious, and Ben had some sort of hatred towards them. I noticed that the episode wasn't finished since it cut from 2 minutes of rough animation to 2 minutes of neat animation. The episode is about them travelling to Vietnam, and I was like, "But Vietnam isn't in America!" Shutting myself up, I watched the episode. Max spoke in a Russian voice, "We will go to Vietnam to salute zhe great leader."" I was like, "Who? The guy who caused the Vietnam War?"
Then the intro played in black-n-white and the song played in a dark and ominous tone. Max shortly found one of the villains, Hex, and choked him with a wrench. Then Ben transformed into Heat Blast and burned the entire city where they were in. I had enough of this bull sh*t, as it cut to a news promo of 04/30/2008, the country of Vietnam getting nuked, and I was in Las Vegas at the time when it all had happened and I was so enraged by this that I ended up getting rid of the CD after it ejected from the DVD player.
Before it ejected, a demonic Ghost Freak popped out as he shouted how he'll come for me and I'll be dead shortly after the CD was ejected. But Ghost Freak wasn't in the Third or Fourth season of Ben 10. Ten minutes later, a Ghost Freak came flying into my house, with a box of gasoline, and I was like, "Oh hell no, you ain't gone' kill meh!!!" As I shut the window, but Ghost Freak was too clever and entered my home and dumped gasoline and shape-shifted into Heat Blast and burned the house down, including everything inside it.
I was presumed dead for a month and a half until I woke up and the nurse greeted me with a warm hello. I asked her something, so here's what she said, "I have some good news and some bad news, but first, the good news, you're still alive with few fatal injuries. But the bad news is, your house was totaled and burned to oblivion."
I had a phone call with the president of Cartoon Network, who told me that I had lost my job. I knew this was gonna happen since the FBI, CIA, Police Department, the Senates, and the president George W. Bush himself wanted me to lose my job.
So I went to Vietnam and became a tourist. You may think that this is the end of the story, but it sadly isn't. Paul Eiding was wearing the same outfit Grandpa Max wore, and Meagan Smith, was wearing something identical to Gwen. I was horrified when I saw that I was wearing Ben's outfit. They forced me to do the theme song without a single break for anything, and I couldn't even blink.
Then, I was forced to be inside of a box of Chili Fries, with jalapenos and chili, and I was like, why was everything so giant here, W.T.F.? And what was with the whole chili fries, in fact this wasn't Ben 10: Ailan Force
I woke up from my nightmare and realized that we weren't humans, but rather skeletons like Papaya and Sandwich from Earthbound, rotting in the depths of Hell. Every single tragedy was in each channel where I am: The Holocaust, 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, 2011 Joplin Tornado, Vietnam War, JFK's assassination, and WWII. We treated each other like skeletons and when I changed the channel, the grand credits of my life was playing in this channel; only listing the following: